Vacation in the Gulf of Mexico

Let's vacation in the Gulf of Mexico. Rates haven't been this low since George W. Bush and Katrina. Enjoy Sperm Whales mating in the dead, oily red waters of the Gulf. Hear the dying songs of marsh birds. Collect sea turtle shells on the tide lines from Louisiana to Florida. Take a ride on a British Petroleum Submarine named, "The Dead Dolphin." Observe the dead sea life 5000 feet below the surface. View the beauty of 3 million gallons of oil escaping into the gulf waters each day. Call BP to reserve your spot now while the oceans are still alive.

Where's Your Papers?

Travel Security Warning: If you are white and visiting Arizona it is strongly recommended that you stay out of the sun. A tan can be extremely dangerous to your freedom. If you are Hispanic, visiting or living in Arizona, you'd better run. Governor Jan Brewer, the police and senior citizens with cowboy hats are not your friends.